What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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