I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Did I show you my penis last night?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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