I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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