I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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