HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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