just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I would ride that face into the sunset
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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