This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I think I sprained my soul last night
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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