He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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