oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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