3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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