You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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