Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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