oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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