As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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