who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
