...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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