yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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