i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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