I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There r osticjed everywhere
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Randomize
