im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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