obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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