Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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