They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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