Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
