Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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