Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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