she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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