She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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