it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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