Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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