They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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