so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
did you just send me my own nude
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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