upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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