your room smells of hookers.
And success
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
