I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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