i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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