The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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