You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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