We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
last night I used snow as a chaser
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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