Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
