you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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