Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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