Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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