big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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