Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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