i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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