i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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