spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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