so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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