So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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